Okay. My first reaction on seeing this was:

WTF?

Whaddya think? Would you use it? It’s a Bemis Purité. And it’s not a bidet. It’s a Personal Cleansing Spa. (Kinda makes me never want to go to a spa again, actually).

Oh, and what’s the difference between “female cleansing” and “family cleansing”? Females aren’t part of the family? Huh? How come nobody told me?

Sorry, you’ll have to click to see the promotional video, but I promise it’s worth it. Really.